Ccccccccccccc

S goes sssssssssssssss like snake.
K goes kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk like kick.
And what does C do?
It goes sssssssss like snake (as in cereal) or kkkk like kick (as in cat). Copy-cat much?
If we have K and we have S, why do we need a confusing combination letter that can't decide who to mimic?
C is a useless letter.

It makes a pretty picture though on other clutter.
Maybe it does have some use afterall.

...swan?

Swan
Swan neck
Swan silhouette
Swan
Swan dark
Swan surrounded
Swan
Swan black
Swan simplistic
Swan

Look at this picture from other clutter and see if you get what I mean.

Cats vs Dogs

Look at this.
Finally, cats get their sweet revenge.
My favourite pictures is the second one from the bottom.

I got this link from metafilter.

BBBBBBBBBB

I thought this twisted B picture was fun. I actually like a lot of the other clutter pictures.
And while i'm on the topic of B's...

Bubble
Bubble
Be
Be
Bzzz
Bzzz
Bee
Bee
Bubble
Bubble
Twist
Pop

Confusion

I see a lightning bolt over the earth.
Does anyone see anything else?

Click here for more of these inspiring pictures.

Sound

There a few things I hate in a song, one of them is painfully high pitched notes, another is a computeresque noise. When music sounds electronic I find it fake and unnatural. It reminds me of the beep of a windows error message or the squawking of my alarm clock. I hate both sounds. Even a ring tone type jingle puts me on edge, giving me the annoying sense that I should be running to find my cell. And high pitched noises, they just hurt my ears. That's why I didn't really like this piece. The rhythm was nice, but the sounds just weren't for me. If you want something else to listen to, there's lots more where that came from.

Guy under Raincloud

To be honest, I don't really get this joke.
Still, that doesn't stop me from putting my own words to the picture.
Here is what I think the unhappy guy under the happy raincloud is thinking:

Raincloud happy
I'm sad
Why?
Makes no sense
Trade?
Rain be sad
I want happy
Life sucks

If you wanna see more of these pictures, go ahead, they're pretty good.

One shoe on, one shoe off

Here is what this guy could be thinking:

My shoe? My shoe? Where is my shoe? One foot is cold, the other is warm and they are getting in a fight about it. Ouch. They won't stop kicking eachother. Hurts like hell. The warm foot is a cocky jerk and the cold one is jealous and whines like baby. Maybe I’ll make it fair and throw my one shoe off. It’ll serve those bastards right. (Throws off shoe). Damn, now both feet are cold. Does anyone have extra shoes?

If you like that guy, this site has a bajillion more pictures of him.

Playmobile Security Check

This is hilarious.
I want one.
I really really want one.
But I only want the playmobile version, the real ones always make me stand in line, take off my shoes and hand over my laptop.

Check it out, you'll want one too.

Or go here to find some other weird stuff.

No Helvetica

• Arial
• Courier
• Georgia
• Lucida Grande
• Times
• Tebuchet
• Verdana
• Wedding

Where is helvetica?
Where is helvetica?
Where is helvetica?
here, but i'm not paying and no other font will do for a post about helvetica.
oh no!

Or Try Bugs for Breakfast

If cereal is just not your thing you could try some nice crunchy deep fried bugs. Even if weird meat is not your taste this site is still hilarious. If you're really hungry, there's more where that came from.

My Cereal

Random how-to lists are the perfect diversion from whatever it is you are actually supposed to be doing, so go ahead and get the low down on anything and everything from wikiHow.

These seven wikiHow cereal steps are good, but to make a bowl of cereal in my house the instructions need to be a little more specific.

1. Go into the cupboard and take out the smaller bowl that’s white with a pink stripe.
True, the brown one is a better cereal bowl shape, but it is far too brown.

2. Take a medium spoon from the top white drawer. The huge soup one is annoying
and the tiny ones don’t hold milk.

3. Partially fill the bowl with quaker oats and maybe sprinkle with honey nut cheerios.

4. Flood with 1% milk, the more milk the better.

5. If you have fruit, don’t put it on top of the cereal. Enjoy it separately, wet fruit is strange.

6. Spoon up cereal with milk. Then spoon up the remaining extra sweet milk. Yum.

7. Put bowl on counter.

If you're still trying to procrastinate, I got this wikiHow link right here. Check it out.