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These seven wikiHow cereal steps are good, but to make a bowl of cereal in my house the instructions need to be a little more specific.
1. Go into the cupboard and take out the smaller bowl that’s white with a pink stripe.
True, the brown one is a better cereal bowl shape, but it is far too brown.
2. Take a medium spoon from the top white drawer. The huge soup one is annoying
and the tiny ones don’t hold milk.
3. Partially fill the bowl with quaker oats and maybe sprinkle with honey nut cheerios.
4. Flood with 1% milk, the more milk the better.
5. If you have fruit, don’t put it on top of the cereal. Enjoy it separately, wet fruit is strange.
6. Spoon up cereal with milk. Then spoon up the remaining extra sweet milk. Yum.
7. Put bowl on counter.
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